Introducing the hottest bass bait to hit the market in quite some time. Rob, you were asking for a bait to eclipse the Almighty Senko, well hold on this might be it. Coming out of the ICAST Show in Vegas last week, and from the swamps of the Florida Everglades, comes the amazing Hover Lure.
Now, I know what you are thinking, just another lure that will be left in the box and never used. Well forget it, once this lure is tied on it will never be taken off. The Hover Lure uses a bass' natural disdain for dragon flies and turns it into an automatic fish catching assembly. Check out there website at


HA-HA, how's that for SPAM. The guys who went to the ICAST show brought back some info on these lures, and I almost pissed my pants laughing. Apparently there already is an infomercial circulating, so some of you might have already seen it. The website has some videos of bass striking this concoction, probably taped at some Bill Dance private pond. It's pure comedy.

Now, I know there are products developed specifically to pry money from the wallets of novice fishermen, but this has to be the most blatant attempt ever. This P.O.S. makes the Vortex Lures, Helicopter Lure, Flying Lure, and even the Walking Worm, look like marketable products. I personally nominate it for the Barni Bait of the new millenium. Available soon at fine retailers, but there'll be ice-fishing on Lake Mead before you'll see it in my store.