If your bored check out this article on ESPN its pretty funny.
http://espn.go.com/outdoors/general/columns/sutton_keith/1381517.html

Z-Man out

Thats really funny, they should title the article "You might be a redneck if...."

From the article, you might be a redneck if:

1. You spend your weekends trying to snag catfish
2. You rig a battery-powered reel with motors and parts from the old appliances sitting in your front yard.
3. You are stupid enough to put the rod butt on your chest for leverage instead of using a harness like they use for long-range tuna fishing.
4. You are stupid enough to keep trying this even though your chest is turning black and blue and you've suffered irreversible internal bleeding and organ damage.
5. You are stupid enough to keep trying this thousands of times with no success.

Makes me proud to be a city boy ;-)

** tight lines make all my troubles go away **