#4388, "New fishing pill" Sat Feb-10-07 08:07 PM by swimbait
Do you feel paralyzed at work when you know the big bass are biting? Do you lay in bed unable to sleep thinking about fishing? When Friday comes, do you lose focus, and feel antsy? Do you check the weather forecast habitually? Do you have random urges to fish for giant squid?
Well there's a new drug for you - it's called Fishblockitor. Fishblockitor will calm your fishing fever and reduce your desire to fish. You'll sleep better at night, stay focued at work, and become a more productive human being. With Fishblockitor, responsibility is in your reach.
Side effects may include lameness, sudden desire to watch TV, beer gut, headache, nausea, vomiting and boredom.
#4392, "RE: New fishing pill" In response to Reply # 0
Rob I will be needing a life time prescription of "Fishblockitor".....I will have to hide it on Friday night though, because my girl friend will be crushing them up an putting them in my dinner :o
Hmmm interesting you come up with a drug like this on the friday before you go kick butt on the Delta!!!!! Good job man!
#4502, "RE: New fishing pill" In response to Reply # 5
I actually HAVE had urges to fish for giant squid!! Rob,is it habit forming? I don't want to trade one addiction for another..... again.... BE SAFE, Alex
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