Hey Brad, I don't know exactly where you live, or where you fish, but I am sure it's somewhere in the continental U.S.- JUST KIDDING!!

The birds that blitzkreige ( I mean frequent ) our areas are dark brown to an almost black in color. They have long skinny necks conected to a razor sharp beak with a 90 degree hook at the end. Imagine an eagles beak about 2 to 3 inches longer. The beak is a mix of orange and yellow in color. Beautiful! Their wings are long and narrow somewhat like that of an albatross. Their body is short and powerfull, ( like a PIT BULL ). Add that together with some huge webbed feet that look like the Voit duck feet we used to boogie board with back before the GREAT KELP FIRE, (just kiddding again.) AND NOW YOU KNOW HOW THEY LOOK!!!!

It's a combination of the EAGLE (the baddest bird alive). The ALBATROSS (so much endurance it hardly ever has to land during its life time). The PITBULL ( need I say more? ). The STEALTH BOMBER (silent, fast and accurate). With the constant never quenching verocious appetite of a Carcharodan Carcharias (WHITE SHARK). Sprinkle in the I.R.S. somewhere because I pay for what they eat without getting much in return. Oh yeah, I almost forgot, NAVY SEALS- because brother these birds can hold their breath for God knows how long, and water temp doesn't seem to affect them at all!!!
You have a hard time seeing them because they ride low in the water like a TRITON SUB. Their like DEMONS, you only see them when they want to be seen!

Punch up AUDUBON SOCIETY on the Internet. I bet you can find a picture of one. Good Fishing, and I hope you guys had as much fun reading this as I did posting it. Man, I need to go fishing!!!!

BURGIE