14035, RE: What's a Barni? Posted by swimbait, Sun Aug-22-04 07:43 PM
Jamon's original Barni article still makes me laugh till I cry
The A-Z list of Tips for success: Ask fellow fisherman where the fish are biting Belch loudly to announce you finished another beer Cuss as often as you can, especially after farming a fish Dragging the outdrive on the launching dock Dropping something in the water- preferably expensive or valuable Explain the secrets of Powerbait fishing Fall into the water or fall over in your lawn chair (preferably while sleeping) Give tips to people who are outfishing you Holler at passing women, good looking or not Insist on keeping everything you catch Jump on a fishes head to make it reach the legal size limit Keep a mental record of how well you are doing compared to your fishing partner Loud laughing or talking between friends Mention how many fish you caught yesterday Never fish with under 20lb test Openly piss into the lake/stream instead of a bush or bathroom Put 5 or 6 heavy split shot in front of your lure to get it down there Quit fishing when you run out of beer Reel with your spinning reel upside down Spill beer on oneself whenever possible Talk about the last episode of "Fishing with Orlando Wilson" Underwear should be partially, if not fully, visible Venture over to the spot where someone just caught a fish and fish there. When getting schooled explain that you don't mess around with smaller fish Yell at the wife or kids (the wife to run to the store and get more beer, the kids to shut up) Zero in on what color Powerbait is catching the big ones
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